Mamma Mia

Summary: Yet another explanation of House’s mysterious parentage, and Blythe’s liberated behavior. Because everything is better with Science Fiction.
Inspired by comments of barefootpuddles and menolly_au.
Title shamelessly stolen from a comment by kirili.
Rating: PG-13 for themes and innuendos.
Warning: Spoilers for "Love Is Blind". Crack!crossover fic. Implied m/m sex (not involving any House character).
Word Count: ~1100.

Why shouldn’t I just scream?